Oracle Batch Job Logging – a framework for domestic harmony

Like most men, I have a standard of tidiness and cleanliness that I think of as “Bloke Clean”.
Deb’s standards are rather higher ( she would say normal). The difference can occasionally be a source of tension.
“Maybe I’ll just run off with that Steven Feuerstein bloke !”, she may have said during one of our discussions about the state of the study.
“Oh really ?”, I might retort, “and what’s he got that I haven’t ?”,
“Money, fame, talent and his own framework…not to mention a cleaner, I’ll bet”.
“Well…at least I have more hair”, I might say, disconcerted by her surprisingly comprehensive knowledge of someone who, it must be said, is not exactly famous outside of the wonderful world of Oracle.
“Not by much.” would probably have been the devastating reply.
Predictably, a compromise has now been reached…the upshot of which is that I’ve just spent the afternoon becoming intoxicated by the fumes from various cleaning products…and the study is now gleaming and all the papers filed away…and we’re getting a cleaner.
As for the money, fame and talent…well, I’ll just have to make do with the framework for now.
Truth be told, calling it a framework is overstating things a bit. But hey, it does give me an excuse to come up with a (possibly) amusing name. Continue reading

ORA-1810 and Other Dating Disasters

During a recent difference of opinion, my girlfriend said to me “Ooohhh, you’re so logical!” The atmosphere was not improved by the fact that she had to then explain to me that this wasn’t a compliment.
All of which has nothing to do with the purpose of this post (although it may help to solve the mystery as to why I was single for so long).

The other day, someone asked me over to have a look at why they were getting an error when running a particular query. Now, as quizzes seem to be en vogue in the Oracle world at the moment ( have a look at that nice Mr Feuerstein’s site ), here’s a quick one for you. See if you can spot what’s wrong with this query Continue reading