The Movember Ashes Curse and PL/SQL Parameters

A wise man once said that those who fail to learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them.
Time for a quick history lesson…
England’s recent supremacy in Ashes contests have a commmon theme running through them. In none of the last three series has any Australian fast bowler sport any facial hair.
The bristling tache has been a feature of potent Australian attacks since time immemorial.
From Frederick “The Demon” Spofforth sporting the face furniture that inspired an England batting collapse which gave birth to the Ashes legend, through Dennis Lillee and (occasionally) Jeff Thompson, the tache reigned supreme.
Having reached an exuberant zenith whilst working with Merv Hughes, the tache took a lower profile for a time as the top-half of Jason Gillespie’s beard.
There was a time during the 80’s when England seemed to have cottoned on to the power of the tache and managed to fight fire with fire with notable contributions evident on the upper lips of Botham, Gooch and Lamb.
More recently however, the moustache’s mystic ability to make an English batting line-up do a passable impression of a deck-chair seemed to have been lost in the mists of time.
Then along came Mitchell Johnson’s Movember Mush Mantle.
Johnson himself has quite a respectable test record, but it seems that he may have re-discovered the secret power of the mighty moustache.
As we’ve got a couple of weeks before the second test begins, the moustache has a bit of time on it’s handlebars so has kindly agreed to illustrate the fun and games to be had with assigning default values to PL/SQL parameters.
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