It was late. We were snuggled up on the sofa, watching a Romcom and debating whether to go to bed or see it through to the bitter( well, sickly sweet) end.
Wearily, I made the point that in the end the film would follow Heigl’s Iron Law of Romcom which can be summarised as “Katherine always gets her man”.
Deb begged to differ. Her argument was that, for every Colin Firth, riding into the sunset with his Bridget Jones, there’s a poor( largely blameless) Patrick Dempsey whose immediate future includes long-evenings alone in front of the telly and shopping for microwave meals for one.
The point is that even the most rigid rules tend to have their exceptions.
The star of this post is the oft-quoted rule that PL/SQL program units should always be incorporated into a Package.
There are special cameo appearances by “Never use Public Synonyms” and the ever popular “Never grant privileges to Public”.